Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Talk Shit Again and Now Chew With a Show
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Some variations are pulled off better than others.
| | Roses are red, Violets are bluish, Sugar is sweetness; Then are you. | |
This is the stereotypical poem. Its origins are unknown, but may, according to Wikipedia, be traced to these lines from Sir Edmund Spenser'due south The Faerie Queene:
| | It was upon a Sommers shynie day, When Titan faire his beames did brandish, In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew, She bath'd her brest, the boyling oestrus t'allay; She bathroom'd with roses scarlet, and violets blew, And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew. | |
"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. Viola sororia and Viola odorata are the bluest violets; cerise roses are hybrid teas of the genus Rosa.
It has often been parodied.
Variants:
| | Roses are red Violets are blueish I've got a pocketknife Get in the van. | |
| | Roses are red My feet are dark-green It's Valentine'south Twenty-four hours So let'south get obscene. | |
| | Roses are blood-red, Violets are violet, Blah blah blah, Let'southward shag. | |
| | Roses are light-green, Violets are xanthous. This doesn't rhyme, And I'm color-blind. | |
| | Roses are ruby Violets are blue I have V.D. Now yous have it too. | |
| | Roses are red Violets are blue Carbohydrate is sweet And so are you lot But the roses are wilting The violets are expressionless The saccharide bowl'southward empty And so is your caput. | |
| | Roses are cherry-red Violets are blue Sexual hormones Are why I honey you | |
| | Roses are red Daffodils are yellow I'd rather have rabies Than be your fellow | |
| | Roses are blood-red Corpses are blue When this poem rhymes, Y'all'll be one every bit well. | |
| | Roses are dark-green Unicorns are pencil This poem makes no sense Toaster. | |
| | Roses are crimson, and violets are blue Nothing I've seen is sweeter than you Let's plant a seed of dear that can bloom Withstanding all, all the time shining true Violets are blue, roses are ruddy And one day all that we know will be expressionless So permit's constitute the seed and let love be truthful Till the day roses wither and I'll be without yous | |
| | Roses are ruby-red, and violets are bluish Daffodils are yellow, all of this is true Let's just exist happy, no ane wants to be blue 'Cause roses are cherry-red and violets are blue | |
| | Roses are red, Violets are blue. At least, that'southward what they tell me, Considering I am blind. | |
| | Roses are crimson Violets are Blue Chicken shit stinks And so do y'all | |
| | Violets are blue Roses are red I hate you I wish yous were dead. | |
| | Roses are (sometimes) red, Violets are (sometimes) blue, I've got Aspergers, Have you got it also? | |
| | Roses are Red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme And neither does this one | |
| | Roses are gay Violets are gayer Fuck this verse form Let'southward listen to Slayer | |
Variants in media:
Comic Books
| | Roses are red Lemons exercise pucker Prisoners escape When the baby-sit is a sucker! —The Adventures of Captain Jack | |
Fan Fiction
Moving picture
| | Roses are red, violets are blue ... I'm nearly to fuck up. So what else is new? —Colin, Greenfingers | |
| | Cirrhosis are red, So violets are blue, Then sugar is sweet, Then and then are you. | |
| | Roses are red, Violets are blue, They'll need dental records To identify you. | |
| | Roses are red, violets are blue, I'one thousand schizophrenic, and and so am I. | |
Literature
| | Raseuse arrête, valet de Tsar bat loups Joues gare et suite, united nations sot voyou. —Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames [i] | |
| | Roses are red, Corpses are blue, On Valentine's day You'll die besides! —R. L. Stine, "Broken Hearts" | |
| | Roses are cherry-red, violets are blue, Angels in heaven know I love yous | |
Magazines
| | Roses are blood-red The hoisery'south nude This dress is heinous Your stylist should be sued —Bullseye, Entertainment Weekly, Outcome #1197 | |
| | Roses are scarlet Violets are bluish We make our bread On clods similar you! —Mad Mag, "A Valentine to all our readers", #133 | |
Music
| | Roses are carmine, yep, and violets are blue. I looked for both, but they never grew. Roses are cerise, yes, and that stands for lust -- The other'due south for innocence; for that, I'm not fussed. —Zoe'due south Adventures Under Ground, "River Rising Over" | |
| | Roses are cerise, Violets are majestic, Saccharide is sweetness, And then's maple surple. —Roger Miller, "Dang Me" | |
| | Roses are ruby, violets are blue And time is beginning to crawl I merely might have to come see yous Where teardrops fall —Bob Dylan (no, actually), "Where Teardrops Fall" | |
| | Roses are red, my love. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, my love. Simply not as sweet every bit you lot. Then I went far away and you found someone new. I read your letter dear, and I wrote back to you: "Roses are red, my love. Violets are blue. Sugar is sugariness, my beloved. Good luck, may God anoint you." —Bobby Vinton, "Roses Are Ruddy (My Love)" | |
| | Roses are crimson And violets are blue Dear is sweet Just not as sweet as you —Aqua, "Roses Are Red" (Different song, same title.) | |
| | Violets are blue Roses are ruby Daisies are yellow The flowers are dead. | |
| | The rose is red, Violets are blue, Sugar's sweetness; Sweetie, then are you! —George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn, "And then Are You lot" | |
| | Roses are red Violets are blue Until I met Psalty I was blue, too. —Psaltina, Kids Praise iii: Funtastic Family unit! | |
Newspaper Comics
| | Roses are cherry, A deep cherry-red hue, When you lot got in trouble, You certain were likewise! Ha ha! [2] | |
And:
| | Roses are carmine, Violets are blueish, Tulips are what nosotros'll exist kissing, Woo-woo! | |
| | Roses are Red Violets are Blueish I know where you alive And your family besides. | |
| | Roses are ruby Violets are blue If something smells bad information technology'south gotta exist you. | |
| | Roses are red Emeralds are green You must weigh more Than a washing machine. | |
| | Roses are red, tomatoes are too If I had i now I'd throw it at you. | |
| | Roses are red Similar a large fiery comet Your face up would make even Quasimodo vomit. | |
| | Roses are carmine Daffodils gold You might look better If you scraped off that mold. | |
| | Roses are red Looming huge to the pismire; I wish you would drown In a waste matter handling establish | |
| | Roses are reddish And violets are blue Take care of that sciata Downwardly past your (wazoo) [four] | |
Boob tube
| | Roses are ruddy Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas Nosotros'd all be Jewish | |
| | Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet I'm gonna intermission your face | |
| | Roses are red Violets are blueish Fudge is sugariness Here'due south some fudge. | |
| | Roses are red Violets are blueish Have sex activity in the Corps And I'll suspension your neck —Deacon Jones, G Vs E | |
| | Roses are red Violets are fickle When I'k washed with you All y'all'll have left is this nickel | |
Video Games
| | Roses are grayness Violets are grayness I'm dead and color-bullheaded. | |
| | Roses are reddish Violets are blue I'm gonna kill you Doodley-doo | |
| | Roses are crimson Zombies are bluish But my face is white[5] Then you know I'thousand true | |
| | Roses are red Violets are blueish Yous suck —Graffiti written below an over-the-top poem in Left 4 Dead | |
Web Comics
| | Roses are red, Violets are blueish, You're really hot, Let'due south fuck. | |
| | Roses be red, Violence be bloody, Littleton kid went Killing with his buddy. Una-bomber! Oklahoma! Fire downward ho! Sharks in da genetic pool, North of Kosovo! Anybody's packing, So I'll pack my nickel purse, Gonna become my peace on and offering yas a drag. | |
| | You need a poem? Fine! Roses are ruby Green is the grass I'thou sad I hurt you I'm a horse's donkey. If you need a haiku, only remember "peace-shattering moron" is vi syllables. | |
Spider web Original
| | Roses are red Violets are blue Ane day nosotros'll cruise Downwards Blood Gulch Artery | |
| | Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your house is covered In piles of excrement —Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, reviewing Saint's Row 2 | |
| | Roses are ruddy, Violets are majestic, My dear for you is... is... Goddammit. I-Mockery.com | |
| | Roses are red, Violets are blue, People are idiots, The finish. WTFIWWY Ep. 28 | |
Western Blitheness
| | "Roses are ruddy, violets are blue." That's what they say, but it just isn't truthful. Roses are red, and apples are too, Simply violets are violet. Violets aren't blue. An orange is orange, merely Greenland'southward not greenish And a pinky'southward not pinkish. And so what does it hateful? To phone call something bluish when information technology'southward non, we defile it. But ah, what the heck: it's hard to rhyme "violet". | |
| | Roses are red, violets are bluish, If I had your face up, I'd exist in a zoo. | |
| | Violets are bluish, roses are cerise right on your caput! —Roy Rooster over again, Garfield and Friends | |
| | Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, [belches] THIS Belch IS FOR YOUUUU!!! | |
| | The movies are gray The Tv set is blackness The horses are running Please bring me some food | |
| | Information technology's time for Poet's Corner! | |
| | Roses are red, Violets are pink, Flowers smell good, Only you sure sCENSORED! —Telegram delivered by Bugs Bunny, "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs and then finished the line past shouting it in the recipient's confront. The final word is of course, STINK!) | |
| | Roses are reddish, Merely Morton is bluish. Boo hoo hoo hoo (face into typewriter) | |
| | Roses are reddish, violets are blue, turtles are geeks, so are yous | |
| | Roses are cherry-red, violets are blue... Once these[6] fry, I'm guessing this lame poem is... [destroys the keyboard, only to find that the poem spell is still working] through?! [cue Large No] | |
- ↑ The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Royal court", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.
- ↑ Calvin sends Susie this annotation to taunt her later she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another annotation and getting in trouble again
- ↑ Jason'southward Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger'south to Andy. Hilarity Ensues
- ↑ The author is looking for a give-and-take that rhymes just is less "trite"
- ↑ Or, in the Updated Rerelease, "But I don't want brains"
- ↑ referring to the Ghost Author's Quantum Keyboard
Source: https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Roses_Are_Red,_Violets_Are_Blue
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